The old version of the Edgemont website contains a character site for Gil, with all sorts of in-character bits and pieces – including a character bio, which I’ve reproduced here.

How do you like me so far? Well, basically I am Gil Kurvers, a.k.a “the man.” I’m a 16 year-old from Edgemont, the boring ‘burbs (near Vancouver, Canada). I’m in school at the moment but that could change any time. School sucks (you have to do stupid projects like this one) but if I hang in I’ll get help buying a cooler car so I guess it’s worth it

D.O.B. – May 11, 1984 (Taurus – okay so I’m a little bullheaded sometimes!)

Sex – Hey, I’m “The Man” – need you ask?

Eyes – Two

Hair – Brown (hair on head also brown)

Favorite Bands – James Brown, Eminem, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Beastie Boys

Favorite Lyrics – “Poppa’s got a brand new bag” – James Brown
“Come on baby light my fire” – the Doors
“Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?” – Eminem
“Standing next to a mountain, I chop it down with the edge of my
hand.” – Jimi Hendrix

Favorite movies – “American Pie” “Scarface,” “Gladiator,” “Goodfellas,” “Swingers,” “Rebel Without A Cause,” “Terminator 2,” “The Die Hard Trilogy”

Favorite movie quotes – “Are you talkin’ to me?” – Taxi Driver
“You’re money baby!” – Swingers
“Funny what, funny like a clown funny?” – Goodfellas

Favorite video games – Doom, The Original “Super Mario Brothers”, NHL 2000

Favorite T.V. Shows – N.Y. P.D. Blue, Blind Date, Alf

Favorite cars – Corvette, Porsh 911 Turbo, Dodge Viper, Ford Torino (Cobra Jet)

Favorite Magazines – Maxim, GQ

If I could be anyone – Brad Pitt, James Dean, Marlon Brando, Hugh Hefner (years ago).

Okay – this is supposed to be all about secrets, so…
Things I don’t want you to know about me:
-as a child had a pet rabbit named “thumper”
-own a copy of the Tae-Bo video
-once bought a “Sarah McLaughlin” CD (it was for a friend, okay?)

I live in Edgemont. Someone has to.